In my last post, I began a discussion of ways to outsmart your children. I discussed "The Big Baby Bath" and now I'll get into "Distraction."
In my opinion, distraction is the king of parenting tricks. It's a way to get a child (and even adults) to do what you want them to do or to stop doing what you don't want them to do. According to Keyser Soze [the Usual Suspects], "The greatest trick the devil ever pulled was convincing the world he didn't exist." The greatest trick a parent ever learns is how to distract their children.
Here are a few examples:
1) I previously mentioned that I often use "The Big Baby Bath Theory" to accomplish cutting my son's nails. If he's not already crying, my only option to keep it that way while cutting his nails is to distract him. Usually, a pacifier will get the job done. Same baby, same nails, same clippers - without the pacifier he's crying. With the pacifier, he could care less that I'm cutting his nails (and diverts far more attention to finding if that's Phineas and Ferb on the TV).
2) My son Clark is not a big fan of "Tummy Time (T-Time)." After a few minutes he'll start crying. Since the "experts" say T-Time is so important, I needed to find a way to get him to put more time into it. So, I distract the hell out of him. There's plush toys, rattles, pillows, a motion activated music player, mirrors and of course his pacifier all on the mat with him for distraction. He went from 2 or 3 minutes to about 30 straight minutes of T-Time with no tears.
3) Plan on taking young children on a long car trip? You better bring iPods, smart phone apps, portable DVD players, coloring books and anything else you can think of that will keep them distracted in the back seat. Distractions will keep the cabin of the car free of "I'm bored" and "Are we there yet?"
